PARTING WAYS
2012-10-25 16:17:46 UTC
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HARRISBURG, Pa. (Rueters) -- Ed Conrad
apparently is quickly being transformed
into a true American hero.
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Reaction from around the country
has been incredible to his proposal in
the Pennsylvania Senate to move Mischief
Night -- Trick-or-Treat -- two weeks
earlier than Halloween.
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This would be done so kids in their
colorful flimsy costumes won't freeze their
tails off the evening of Oct.30, the night
before the major holiday and almost always
cold and windy for the past few years.
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Conrad, who discovered petrified human
remains between coal veins to completely
destroy Darwin's ridiculous theory of man's
origin, was well pleased at the reaction.
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"I'm amazed my suggestion has caught
on like wildfire and I'm really thinking
of suggesting we go one step farther, moving
Mischief Night to the last week of August
so the kids can stay up much later since
they'll have no school the next day."
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HARRISBURG, Pa. (Rueters) -- Mischief
Night, also known as Trick-or-Treat and
an integral part of Halloween, will be moved
up two weeks if Pennsylvania legislators
show some balls.
<
The prime reason is that the evening
of Oct. 30, Mischief Night -- or the day
before Halloween -- has been extremely
cold and windy in recent years and the
kids would enjoy themselves much
more if the weather was a lot warmer.
<
After all, if you were a kid and you
were wearing a spooky, scary costume --
or dressed as Cinderella -- how would
you like to be walking the streets, ringing
doorbells, while you're colder than a
Popsicle just out of the Fridge?
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Ed Conrad (I-Mahanoy), who has
proposed the legislation, told his
colleagues on the House floor: "Ask
NOT what the kids can do for us.
Ask what WE can do for the kids."
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mischief_Night
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Critics say that you can't mess with
Halloween -- or other sacred holidays --
but Conrad responded with a strong
one-word response: "BULLCRAP!"
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Passage of the law will see Mischief
Night celebrated on Oct. 15 next year,
although Halloween would still fall on
the 31th.
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Conrad, who is intimately known
by his constituents as Legally Insane,
is widely despised in Pennsylvania
and throughout the Free World.
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He is especially hated by brain-
dead evolutionists, anthropologists,
paleontologists and atheists; cancer
researchers; the Smithsonian; George
Bush & Dick Cheney, Rush Limbaugh;
BillO Reilly; Sean "Ins" Hannity; NASA;
Ann "Douche Bag" Coulter; family of
the late Neil Armstrong, cat-lovers
and many, many others.
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Incidentally, this is how Ed Conrad usually dresses on Mischief Night.
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Sometimes. however, he does clever tricks
while wearing his Birthday Suit.
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Here are just a few of the major
conspiracies that Ed has destroyed and
why he is so widely despised.
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0H, NO! NOT 911 AGAIN
https://groups.google.com/forum/?fromgroups#!topic/911-conspiracy/D81ZnPzzb8A
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NOW WE KNOW WHO KILLED JFK
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5770984395481454022&q=jfk+as#
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66
http://www.edconrad.com
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MOONED OVER MIAMI
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/browse_thread/thread/f26c0c6de5c908bd
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WAS JESUS MARRIED WITH KIDS?
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/browse_thread/thread/f11131bfebc6e6ed
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DEATH DOES NOT EXIST
http://www.edconrad.org
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TIME TO END THE CANCER CURE CONSPIRACY
https://groups.google.com/forum/?fromgroups=#!topic/alt.fan.ed-conrad/3rVk6-Kaejc
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YES, VIRGINIA, SOME DOGS "CAN" TALK
HARRISBURG, Pa. (Rueters) -- Ed Conrad
apparently is quickly being transformed
into a true American hero.
<
Reaction from around the country
has been incredible to his proposal in
the Pennsylvania Senate to move Mischief
Night -- Trick-or-Treat -- two weeks
earlier than Halloween.
<
This would be done so kids in their
colorful flimsy costumes won't freeze their
tails off the evening of Oct.30, the night
before the major holiday and almost always
cold and windy for the past few years.
<
Conrad, who discovered petrified human
remains between coal veins to completely
destroy Darwin's ridiculous theory of man's
origin, was well pleased at the reaction.
<
"I'm amazed my suggestion has caught
on like wildfire and I'm really thinking
of suggesting we go one step farther, moving
Mischief Night to the last week of August
so the kids can stay up much later since
they'll have no school the next day."
<
Loading Image...
<
========================
<
< EARLIER STORY
<
HARRISBURG, Pa. (Rueters) -- Mischief
Night, also known as Trick-or-Treat and
an integral part of Halloween, will be moved
up two weeks if Pennsylvania legislators
show some balls.
<
The prime reason is that the evening
of Oct. 30, Mischief Night -- or the day
before Halloween -- has been extremely
cold and windy in recent years and the
kids would enjoy themselves much
more if the weather was a lot warmer.
<
After all, if you were a kid and you
were wearing a spooky, scary costume --
or dressed as Cinderella -- how would
you like to be walking the streets, ringing
doorbells, while you're colder than a
Popsicle just out of the Fridge?
<
Ed Conrad (I-Mahanoy), who has
proposed the legislation, told his
colleagues on the House floor: "Ask
NOT what the kids can do for us.
Ask what WE can do for the kids."
<
Loading Image...
<
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mischief_Night
<
Critics say that you can't mess with
Halloween -- or other sacred holidays --
but Conrad responded with a strong
one-word response: "BULLCRAP!"
<
Passage of the law will see Mischief
Night celebrated on Oct. 15 next year,
although Halloween would still fall on
the 31th.
<
Conrad, who is intimately known
by his constituents as Legally Insane,
is widely despised in Pennsylvania
and throughout the Free World.
<
He is especially hated by brain-
dead evolutionists, anthropologists,
paleontologists and atheists; cancer
researchers; the Smithsonian; George
Bush & Dick Cheney, Rush Limbaugh;
BillO Reilly; Sean "Ins" Hannity; NASA;
Ann "Douche Bag" Coulter; family of
the late Neil Armstrong, cat-lovers
and many, many others.
<
Incidentally, this is how Ed Conrad usually dresses on Mischief Night.
<
Loading Image...
<
Sometimes. however, he does clever tricks
while wearing his Birthday Suit.
<
Loading Image...
<
Here are just a few of the major
conspiracies that Ed has destroyed and
why he is so widely despised.
<
0H, NO! NOT 911 AGAIN
https://groups.google.com/forum/?fromgroups#!topic/911-conspiracy/D81ZnPzzb8A
<
NOW WE KNOW WHO KILLED JFK
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5770984395481454022&q=jfk+as#
<
MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66
http://www.edconrad.com
<
MOONED OVER MIAMI
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/browse_thread/thread/f26c0c6de5c908bd
<
WAS JESUS MARRIED WITH KIDS?
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/browse_thread/thread/f11131bfebc6e6ed
<
DEATH DOES NOT EXIST
http://www.edconrad.org
<
TIME TO END THE CANCER CURE CONSPIRACY
https://groups.google.com/forum/?fromgroups=#!topic/alt.fan.ed-conrad/3rVk6-Kaejc
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YES, VIRGINIA, SOME DOGS "CAN" TALK